The Cone of Character

By Gordon Hopkins

So last weekend, I had to go through the drama that all pet owners eventually must endure.Archie (the fat, orange cat) was sick.I didn’t realize it at first. Cats are notorious for hiding when they are in pain. It is an evolutionary holdover from the days when cats were vicious, brutal predators and not the fluffy, adorable substitute children for needy people with no social skills.On Saturday, I noticed Archie moving kind of sluggishly and laying around a lot. For those who say I should have known something was wrong, I will just point out that he's a cat. Being lazy is in their job description. However, on Sunday, I re...


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